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BASIC...

Name: stacey
Birthday: december 10th
Height:  5'3
Weight: unsure right now
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown but currently dyed neon green
Zodiac Sign: sagittarius

DO YOU...

Drink?: occasionally
Smoke?: i am a social smoker
Use Drugs?: sometimes
Cuss?: i have a sailor's mouth
Like To Annoy People?: no
Like Life?: right now, it's pretty okay
Wear Make-Up?: no
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: sometimes
Like Getting Caught In The Rain?: I don't mind

ARE YOU...

Dependable?: i hope so
Trustworthy?: again, hoping so
Obsessive?: less so than before
Hyper Active?: not really
Happy?: on and off
Content?: not yet
Violent?:  no
Evil?: no
Hippie-Ish?: no but my family seem to think so
Shy?: no
Paranoid?: no
Social?: once i get past my anxiety, yes
Religious?: no

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...

TV Show?: don't have one right now
Movie?: mr. nobody
Band/Singer(s)?: glass animals
Song?: pork soda by glass animals
Color(s)?: blue or pink i guess
Shape?: i don't know
Smell?: i dunno man
Word?: retard >->
Season?: autumn
Time Of Day?: night

WHICH ONE...

Pepsi Or Coke?: neither
McDonald's Or Burger King?: neither
Dogs Or Cats?: both
Pants Or Shorts?: pants

DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...

Day: i dunno man, being able to get out of bed and do productive things
Room: bedroom that i share w/ maike that has cute self made furniture and mismatched decorations
Life: having a tiny apartment, a job, living with my gf with a cat and dog, just enjoying life
World: less people, less corruption
Romantic Date: go out into nature, collect feathers and pebbles, draw a lil bit, just have fun and chill

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

God?: no
Heavan & Hell?: no
Angels & Demons?: no
Reincarnation?: no
Yourself?: more than i used to
Ghosts?: no
UFOs?: anything can be a ufo if your eyesight is bad enough
Big Foot?: no

WOULD YOU EVER...

Kill Someone Else?: no
Kill Yourself?: heh
Make out in the rain?: yeah
Run Away From Home?: no
Ride A Motorcycle?: no

MORE ABOUT YOU...

Do You Own A Car?: no
Ever Been To Jail?: no
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: no
Do You Have A Job?: no
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: yep i take em all the time.
Why Did You Choose This Username?: dunno, made it up

THATS ALL FOLKS...

Are You Lonely?: no
Are You Sitting In A BeanBag Chair Eatin' Cheetos?: no
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: don't care
Is That Your Final Answer?: yes
Are You Sure?: yes
Glad That This Is Over?: yes

• 0:Height: 5'3"

• 1:Age: 20
  

• 2:Shoe size: 7

• 3:Do you smoke? nope

• 4:Do you drink? i think i qualify as an alcoholic
  

• 5:Do you take drugs? si
  

• 6:Age you get mistaken for: like 15 or some shit
  

• 7:Have tattoos? nah

• 8:Want any tattoos? ye boiiii
  

• 9:Got any piercings? no

• 10:Want any piercings? ye
  

• 11:Best friend? brooke (who is clearly the best and greatest person to ever walk this earth) michelle, miles & rebecca
  

• 12:Relationship status: i got a boo ayyye
  

• 13:Biggest turn ons: i'm a sucker for "that bdsm kinda thing LOOL"
  

• 14:Biggest turn offs: dicks. yenno. the baloney pony.
  

• 15:Favorite movie: mr. nobody
  

• 16:I’ll love you if... food
  

• 17:Someone you miss: my mum and siblings
  

• 18:Most traumatic experience: hahahahaha
  

• 19:A fact about your personality: anxious
  

• 20:What I hate most about myself: tummy
  

• 21:What I love most about myself: eyes
  

• 22:What I want to be when I get older: asTRONAUT
  

• 23:My relationship with my sibling(s): love hate
  

• 24:My relationship with my parent(s): hella good with me mum
  

• 25:My idea of a perfect date: all of the visits to the naturey places
  

• 26:My biggest pet peeves: tfw u ask people no t to touch you anD THEN THEY DO LIKE WTF
  

• 27:A description of the girl/boy I like: beautiful; inside out
  

• 28:A description of the person I dislike the most: can't think of anyone
  

• 29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend: uh didn't want to tell them i'm not romantically into them so dated them for a few months
  

• 30:What I hate the most about work/school: everything

• 31:What my last text message says: "coming"

• 32:What words upset me the most: can't think of any rn
  

• 33:What words make me feel the best about myself: anything bae says tbh
  

• 34:What I find attractive in women: arms, back, stomach, butt
  

• 35:What I find attractive in men: arms
  

• 36:Where I would like to live: small one bedroom flat
  

• 37:One of my insecurities: coming off as loud and annoying
  

• 38:My childhood career choice: vet

• 39:My favorite ice cream flavor: cookie dough
  

• 40:Who I wish I could be: uhhh dunno rn
  

• 41:Where I want to be right now: nowhere else
  

• 42:The last thing I ate: homemade soup
  

• 43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: katherine moennig

• 44:A random fact about anything: male llamas have teeth especially for castrating other male llamas
  

Straight up:

1. Your nicknames.
Online: Toppy, Topples, Toppa etc, etc.
IRL: Candyfloss.

2.Favorite pizza.
The cheesiest fucker around.

3. Favorite place to hang out.


4. Best friend of the same sex.
Maike, Michelle, Brooke, Laura, Rebecca

5. Best friend of the opposite sex.
Miles, Jonny, Salvatore

Speaking of friends...

6. Last time a friend of the opposite sex saw you cry how did he/she handle it?
They have not, I don't think

7. Do you know a secret about your best friend?
Si

8. Ever travelled with your best friend?
Si

9. If your friend was mad at you but you needed them would they be able to get over their anger to be there for you?
I'd like to think so

10. Three top best friend memories are...?

• getting drunk with miles and becca
• halloween with laura
• deep car conversations in the middle of nowhere
  

So this might sting a little:

11. Last relationship end well?
Yes

12. You or them to blame?
Me

13. Gonna be friends?
I'm friends with all my ex girlfriends heh

14. Betcha can see a fault in them now right? Feel like sharing it?
Nope, although I don't think I was as attracted to them as I thought

15. Did ya have a song?
Nope

But moving on...

16. Dating anyone?
I am indeedly

17. Crushin on someone?
Si

18. Top three things you like about that person.

• She is hella caring and kind
• Completely understands that everyone works at different paces and is v supportive
• muscular af
  

19. Think you'll be together in a month?
Si

20. How about 6 months
That's the plan

The best of times

21. Best song you ever danced to?
All of them

22. Greatest achievement?
I can eat four giant waffles in one sitting

23. Best winter sport?
I legit know none other than hockey

24. Best movie you saw in theaters in the last year?
Uh, the new star trek film

25. Best movie theater snack?
Popcorn hands down

Have you ever...?

26. Smoked?
Nah

27. Gone skinny dipping?
Nah

28. Spray painted?
Nah but I got to watch some hella dude do it while trespassing in an abandoned warehouse

29. Drank?
All the time

30. Kissed in the rain?
Nah too busy walking, got places to be, things to see

Just a little facebooking'

31. How often do you change your profile pic?
Every time I change my hair colour

32. Blocked anyone in the last month?
Nah

33. Been blocked by anyone in the last month that you know of?
Nah

34. Facebook friend with the best profile pic.
Dunno

35. Anyone you'd like to be on Facebook that isn't?
Yeah

Last ones

36. Last text said?
"ahggghghsggsggg wtf wtf" - maike

37. Last phone call was from?
Sister

38. Last thing that surprised you?
Letter from girlfrind

40. Last thing you laughed over?
Bear dog butter sock

41. Last time you kissed someone like you meant it?
A while ago

42. Last gift you received?
A phone

43. Last persons hand you held?
Rebecca's

44. Last group hug you had, who was in it?
Rebecca and Miles

45. Last thing you ate?
Baguette

46. Last time you cried?
A while ago

47. Last time you counted higher than ten?
Unsure

48. Last song you sang out loud?
Unsure

49. Last time you got scared?
Can't remember

50. Last question - what's making you happy or sad right now?
Girlfriend is being hella cute, all of the happiness

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200: My crush's name is: Maike
199: I was born in: 1996
198: I am really: ight
197: My cellphone company is: O2
196: My eye color is: Hazel
195: My shoe size is: 7
194: My ring size is: No clue
193: My height is: 5"3' I am smaller than I thought I was :c
192: I am allergic to: Nothing
191: My 1st car was: Nope
190: My 1st job was: Retail heh
189: Last book you read: The woman who just upped and left
188: My bed is: Black
187: My pet: Jerry, Star and Aria & temporarily Pudge, Jules and Maike
186: My best friend: I like to think I have more than one
185: My favorite shampoo is: Herbal Essence
184: Xbox or ps3: xbox
183: Piggy banks are: cool I guess
182: In my pockets: Nothing
181: On my calendar: Nothing
180: Marriage is: for people who want to make it more difficult to leave each other like let's get the law involved
179: Spongebob can: do whatever he wants
178: My mom: is the best mum 2k16
177: The last three songs I bought were? I dunno I buy cds fam let me live
176: Last YouTube video watched: Don't remember
175: How many cousins do you have? I have no clue
174: Do you have any siblings? 3
173: Are your parents divorced? Yeah
172: Are you taller than your mom? Yeah
171: Do you play an instrument? I wish
170: What did you do yesterday? I broke a bike ayyyee

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: No
168: Luck: I am the luckiest fucker around
167: Fate: Nah
166: Yourself: lmao fuck off
165: Aliens: Ye
164: Heaven: Nah
163: Hell: Nah
162: God: Nah
161: Horoscopes: Nope
160: Soul mates: Not really, I mean sorta but it's more complex than just being meant for someone I don't know
159: Ghosts: Nah
158: Gay Marriage: As a lesbian..... supporter
157: War: No
156: Orbs: They're doing their best
155: Magic: Why not

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
153: Drunk or High: Drunk
152: Phone or Online: Both I don't care
151: Red heads or Black haired: Black
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blonde
149: Hot or cold: Cold
148: Summer or winter: Winter
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
145: Night or Day: Night
144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges
143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly
142: McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White
140: Mac or PC: PC
139: Flip flops or high heels: Flip flops
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet & poor
137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke
136: Hillary or Obama: Obama is my boi
135: Burried or cremated: Cremated
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing
133: Coach or Chanel: wot
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: wot
131: Small town or Big city: Big City
130: Wal-Mart or Target: wot
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller
128: Manicure or Pedicure: What is the difference
127: East Coast or West Coast: West is best apparently
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: My birthday is a fucking gift to the world, jesus who
125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers
124: Disney or Six Flags: wot
123: Yankees or Red Sox: wot

[ Here's What I Think About ]

122: War: ew
121: George Bush: ew
120: Gay Marriage: as a lesbian...... supporter
119: The presidential election: #feelthebern
118: Abortion: I'm prochoice bois
117: MySpace: who
116: Reality TV: my lyfe
115: Parents: they can be ight
114: Back stabbers: lmao fuck off
113: Ebay: a middle age zoo
112: Facebook: too much drama for me
111: Work: i hate
110: My Neighbors: i think they hate drunk me and know too much about what i want to do with my girlfriend
109: Gas Prices: too expensive
108: Designer Clothes: no clue
107: College: ahahhahhaa
106: Sports: love sportball
105: My family: they good
104: The future: it coming

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: A while ago
102: Last time you ate: Earlier
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: A few weeks ago
100: Cried in front of someone: A week or so ago
99: Went to a movie theater: A week ago
98: Took a vacation: Years ago
97: Swam in a pool: Years ago
96: Changed a diaper: Never
95: Got my nails done: Never
94: Went to a wedding: Never
93: Broke a bone: I don't have bones
92: Got a peircing: Never
91: Broke the law: I'm a good noodle
90: Texted: Now

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: Maike
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: A lot of things
87: The last movie I saw: Suicide Squad
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Going to Berlin
85: The thing im not looking forward to: All
84: People call me: stuff and things
83: The most difficult thing to do is: live my dude
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nah
81: My zodiac sign is: Sagittarius
80: The first person i talked to today was: Maike
79: First time you had a crush: I was like eight
78: The one person who i can't hide things from: Maike
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: All the time like right now
76: Right now I am talking to: Maike and Sister
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Die
74: I have/will get a job: Will
73: Tomorrow: dunno
72: Today: dunno
71: Next Summer: Dunno
70: Next Weekend: Dunno
69: I have these pets: Like 6 cats
68: The worst sound in the world: All of them
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: I don't cry
66: People that make you happy: My friends, my girlfriend, my fam
65: Last time I cried: A while ago
64: My friends are: dicks but i love them
63: My computer is: shit
62: My School: I havent been there for like years
61: My Car: is non existent
60: I lose all respect for people who: are ignorant af
59: The movie I cried at was: my sister's keeper
58: Your hair color is: currently pink and brown
57: TV shows you watch: don't watch much now, currently gumball, steven universe and adventure time
56: Favorite web site: all webcomics
55: Your dream vacation: dunno
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: tooth pain m y guy
53: How do you like your steak cooked: well done
52: My room is: pink and purple
51: My favorite celebrity is: dunno lena headey right now
50: Where would you like to be: berlin
49: Do you want children: no
48: Ever been in love: like yeah like rn
47: Who's your best friend: i like to think i have more than one
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girls
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Sleep
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Maike
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: No
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Si
41: Have you pre-named your children: No
40: Last person I got mad at: No
39: I would like to move to: Dunno
38: I wish I was a professional: Professional stripper ayyyee

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: Flakes
36: Vehicle: Any Aston
35: President: Obama is my main dawg
34: State visited: I have only been to Florida
33: Cellphone provider: O2
32: Athlete: Simone Biles
31: Actor: Jared Leto
30: Actress: Lena Headey
29: Singer: Halsey
28: Band: Drenge
27: Clothing store: I dunno
26: Grocery store: tesco
25: TV show: dunno steven universe
24: Movie: mr nobody
23: Website: all webcomics
22: Animal: armadillos or birbs
21: Theme park: wot
20: Holiday: halloween
19: Sport to watch: none
18: Sport to play: none
17: Magazine: none
16: Book: life after life
15: Day of the week: doesn't matter
14: Beach: dunno
13: Concert attended: music festivals are better
12: Thing to cook: all
11: Food: all
10: Restaurant: a cheeky nandos
9: Radio station: heart
8: Yankee candle scent: all
7: Perfume: i dunno
6: Flower: cacti with flowers
5: Color: blue or pink
4: Talk show host: john oliver
3: Comedian: ^
2: Dog breed: staffy
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? si

• 1. Last kiss: a week or so ago
  
• 2. Last phone call: today
  
• 3. Last text message: today to girlfriend
  
• 4. Last song you listened to: can't rememebr
  
• 5. Last time you cried: a while ago
  
• HAVE YOU EVER:
• 6. Dated someone twice: no
  
• 7. Been cheated on: yes
  
• 8. Self harmed: yes
  
• 9. Lost someone special: yes
  
• 10. Been depressed: still am fuckers ayyyyeee
  
• 11. Been drunk and threw up: yeah
  
• THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
• 12. had sex: depends on your definition
  
• 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?: uh two
  
• 15. Made a new friend: nah
  
• 17. Laughed until you cried: yeah
• 18. Met someone who changed you: Not this year
  
• 19. Found out who your true friends were: yes
  
• 20. Found out someone was talking about you: yes
• 26. What did you do for your last Birthday: drank
• 27. What time did you wake up today: like 7am
  
• 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Berlin
  
• 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time: 2/3 years ago
  
• 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: moar money
  
• 32. What are you listening to right now: nothing
  
• 33. When is the last time you had sex?: again depends; either yesterday or a month or so again
  
• 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: no one
  
• 35. Most visited webpage: dunno
  
• 36. Favorite colour: blue or pink i guess
  
• 37. Nicknames: Candyfloss
  
• 38. Relationship Status: I got a boo
  
• 39. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
  
• 40. Male or female: Female
  
• 41. Primary school: John Blandy, Slim school, pollyplatt, probably more can't remember
  
• 42. Secondary School: Will Farr
  
• 43. High school/college: Almost went to Lincoln college but heh
  
• 44. Eye color: Brown
  
• 46. Height: 5"3'
• 47. Do you have a crush on someone: Si
  
• 48. What do you like about yourself: Freckles & butt
  
• 49. Piercings: none
  
• 50. Tattoos: Non e yet
  
• 51. Righty or lefty: Righty
  
• FIRSTS:
• 53. First piercing:  None
  
• 54. First best friend: Holy shit if I know
  
• 55. First hookup: lmao
  
• 56. First Bestfriend: wot
  
• RIGHT NOW:
• 59. Eating: Nothing
  
• 60. Drinking: Camomile and honey tea
  
• 61. I'm about to: Wake up and be productive
  
• 62. Listening to: Adele
• 63. Waiting for: wot
  
• YOUR FUTURE:
• 64. Want kids?: No
  
• 65. Get married?: No
  
• 66. Career: Prostitute
  
• WHICH IS BETTER:
• 67. Lips or eyes: Lips
  
• 68. Hugs or kisses: Hugging
  
• 69. Shorter or taller: Taller
  
• 70. Older or Younger: Older
• 71. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic
  
• 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach
  
• 73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
• 74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
• HAVE YOU EVER:
• 76. Kissed a stranger: Nah
  
• 77. Drank hard liquor: Si
  
• 78. Lost glasses/contacts: Ye
  
• 79. Had sex: Ye
  
• 80. Broken someone's heart: Unsure
  
• 82. Been arrested: Nah
  
• 83. Turned someone down: Ye
  
• 84. Cried when someone died: Ye
  
• 85. Fallen for a friend: I'm always friends with them first
  
• DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
• 86. Yourself: No
  
• 87. Miracles: No
  
• 88. Love at first sight: Gt this bullshit out of my face
  
• 89. Heaven: Nah
  
• 90. Santa Clause: No
  
• 91. Kiss on the first date: I don't even care about dates though
  
• 92. Angels: Nah
  
• 93. How would you label yourself?:
  
• 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For: wot
  
• 95. Did you sing today: Ye
  
• 96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About: Brooke is my main man
  
• 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I'm good fam
  
• 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For: moar money pls
  
• 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Nah bruh leggo
  
• 100. Do you like the way you look?: Nopesies
  

tfw bae has all the best memes

• DAISY: How old were you when you had your first kiss? uh like 11 or 12 or something I don't remember
  

• CARNATION: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer? twenty one pilots
  

• JASMINE: What color looks best on you? black fo' sho'
  

• FOXGLOVE: Name three facts about your family? uhm; i have 3 siblings, my parents are divorced, *insert something trivial*
  

• ALLIUM: What’s the best thing you can cook? dude i took a cooking class to be good at all the things
  

• ORANGE BLOSSOM: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you? i don't want children fuck
  

• CALLA LILY: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral? sex toyz - broken cyde
  

• POINSETTIA: Favorite holiday dish? i don't understand???
  

• OXLIP: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship? kinda in a long distance relationship with a woman in germany so yolo??
  

• PRIMROSE: Favorite kind of soup? tomato
  

•  DAFFODIL: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received? every present ever
  

• ROSE: Are you currently in love with someone? mmmmmmmmm kinda maybe a lot
  

• AMSONIA: Would you ever become a vegan? si, nbd
  

• PEONY: What’s your favorite hot beverage? tea

• TULIP: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for? reD VELVET
  

• MYRTLE: Do you like going on airplanes? no i get anxious
  

• HIBISCUS: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what? recorder and piano
  

• ZINNIA: Who was your best friend when you were six years old? don't remember
  

• POPPY: What color was your childhood home? moved around too much
  

• HYDRANGEA: Starbucks order? any frappuccino

• VIOLET: Do you like where you’re from? like country or town because no and don't know
  

• LOCUST: What was your favorite book as a child? "guess how much I love you" by Sam McBratney

• RHODODENDRON: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had? i don't remember
  

• QUEEN ANNE’S LACE:Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents? puMPKINS
  

• MAGNOLIA: Favorite kind of candy? bon bons
  

• ASTER: Would you rather be cold or hot? cold

• MARIGOLD: Do you listen to what’s on the radio? every song is better on the radio
  

• HELICONIA: Do you like when it rains? i always walk in the rain
  

• AZALEA: What’s a movie you cried while watching? all
  

• DANDELION: Do you think you’re important? no